Well. "Responsible" is used rather liberally in this instance.

[If he were to be honest, he remembered less and less the more that night continued on. He scrolls through a couple more pictures, commenting.]

Though what can I say? Many drink themselves into a stupor on Valentine's Day. [Even though that's usually for less-than-happy reasons.] As a single man, I had to continue the tradition.

[Even though Ardyn had.... two dates.... that day.]