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〈 chocobros 〉

PROMPTO ARGENTUM HAS ADDED YOU TO GROUP 〈 buddies🌟 〉

[first thing on the chat upon being added is the following text:]

so have you heard of the theory that queen liz is a reptilian bc
my dudes have you seen the /video proofs/?????

also @noctiscaelum it's 4/20

woah hold up

[ DONT INSULT THE QUEEN????? ]

blaze it
dont tell mom

Edited 2018-04-21 01:33 (UTC)

blaze HIM yeah that's right i'm talking about our lord and savior jesus christ

you never heard about it??
all royalty are reptilians

oh yeah
+1 for christ

[ That’s not how you do it, Noct. ]

dude
the queen is a sweet old lady take off that tinfoil hat??????

are you accepting that he exists

do you even KNOW what the evidence is

im accepting that books say so

hey
did you ever notice that etro looks almost cross eyed

i feel like /you/ dont know what photoshop and video editing is
arent you a photographer

if god isn't real then why does the palm of man fit so perfectly against the throat of a goose

dude she's staring at me rn i think she knows you're talking SHIT

goose
the name is just as weird as the actual goose
did god think that up

i swear
she can read minds

you're telling me that we're the only sentient species in this world

i dunno about that but i'm glad chocobos are a thing
platypus.. platypi? on the other hand......

you're just paranoid

im telling you the queen isnt a reptilian
she wouldnt

[ His message stops because he starts thinking and really putting two and two together. Prompto and Noctis are literally in the same room, communicating via text.

He perks up like a light went off ]

no way

[ He was literally just staring at her just now, narrowing his eyes and thinking meow if you can hear me.

Etro meowed.

It's totally a coincidence. ]

shit
no
did you see that