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[mercurio]

prompto argentum

hey hey hey! can't get to you right now but i will soon as i get the chance! 📸

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[mercurio]

never heard of that dude (dudette?) in my life
what's up

[darkinferno]

dude, he's a guy

he's got blond hair that sparkles in the sun

AND it can heal people

[darkinferno]

[There's a second text that follows after a few minutes--teasing Emil like this is one thing, but Dante doesn't feel entirely right about giving Prompto misinformation about someone he doesn't actually know. So--]

(whether or not that's actually true is up for debate and might be part of a bingo square. you decide)

[mercurio]

my hair also sparkles in the sun!!!

[this is all he cares about]

[darkinferno]

wait what

no i mean actual sparkles, it's like there's glitter in the air or something

[NOT THE REACTION HE WAS EXPECTING?]

[mercurio]

his hair can't be better than mine
you know the amount of care i put into mine?

[darkinferno]

how much?

[He has no idea. He doesn't bother trying to make his hair defy gravity the way Prompto's does...]

[mercurio]

my biggest monthly expense
hair treatment

[darkinferno]

are you kidding me

what do you even DO with your hair outside of spiking it