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[mercurio]

prompto argentum

hey hey hey! can't get to you right now but i will soon as i get the chance! 📸

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Comments

[kittycaterer]

[ He's just going to pull the blanket over his head in shame now. Especially when he realizes he's started covering his mouth while staring at the phone. Good thing Prompto isn't here to call him out legitimately. ]

gross
its like youre in love with me

[ TOTALLY KIDDING.

Right?

RIGHT? ]

[mercurio]

if that helps you sleep better at night
sure

[kittycaterer]

not sure how it could
or would

[mercurio]

it would make /me/ feel better if you thought than and then said to yourself
while standing over me
with a rope and duct tape
"no, it's fine, this one loves me"

[kittycaterer]

im starting to think that you are into being kidnapped
and apparently murdered by your best friend
we might need to have a talk

[mercurio]

okay let's have a talk
i'm not sure we should do it in person atm

[kittycaterer]

im literally laying down in dr. lutece's living room
in person isnt an option
also im not a therapist but sure why not
im here for you buddy

[mercurio]

i just hope you can continue supporting me during these trying times

[kittycaterer]

if youre fantasizing about me kidnapping you and tying you up
im not sure if im just enabling you by existing
but yeah of course
not going anywhere

[mercurio]

you ACTUALLY WANNA KIDNAP ME???

[kittycaterer]

how the hell did you come to that conclusion?

[mercurio]

you're playing mindgames with me!!!

[kittycaterer]

am not youre the one being crazy
and the one who made the suggestion, by the way

[mercurio]

i am deeply concerned
i'm going to sleep

[kittycaterer]

you are totally gaslighting me
ok fine guess i should too
ill be home in the morning

[mercurio]

i could say the same from you
good night best buddy let me know when you're heading out

[kittycaterer]

yeah
will do
night prompto