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[mercurio]

prompto argentum

hey hey hey! can't get to you right now but i will soon as i get the chance! 📸

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Comments

[kittycaterer]

[ !!! ]

not what i imagined my first date to be
but sure why not
print a picture of ardyn on your way over
we're doing side by sides

[mercurio]

oh i thought of inviting ardyn over too

[kittycaterer]

even better
pictures of you and cloud too
im proving a point
could bring him too tbh

[mercurio]

cloud and i solved our family mystery
we're solving yours and ardyn's

[kittycaterer]

whatever you say
pretty sure this'll end in more confusion
we dont look alike
dont act alike either

[ Big fucking lie. They're just two different types of dramatic. ]

[mercurio]

you sure? you both act like big divas some times

[kittycaterer]

bullshit
he acts and dresses like hes straight out of a shakespearean play

[mercurio]

would you wear a black shirt that's on sale for $2 at walmart

[kittycaterer]

having a preference doesnt make me a diva

[ Noctis uses DODGE! It's... Maybe effective? ]

[mercurio]

what if 100% of your purchase is going towards a charity
but /only/ if you wear it

[kittycaterer]

yes???
i just dont like polyester theres nothing wrong with that
it itches

[mercurio]

would you wear a yellow shirt

[kittycaterer]

hell no

[mercurio]

and why not

[kittycaterer]

because i don't like that color on me?
not seeing your point, prom

[mercurio]

ardyn refuses /not/ wearing his scarves because he likes them
you refusing to wear anything that isn't expensive and/or black because you don't like it
diva factor??????

[kittycaterer]

you didn't ask me if i would wear yellow for charity

[mercurio]

geez and you say you're not a diva

okay noct dearest would you wear yellow for a charity??????????

[kittycaterer]

[ GOD. He's going to ignore your sarcasm because giving it attention is what Prompto wants!!!!! ]

no
i would wear two yellow shirts for charity
one long-sleeved, one short-sleeved

[ Now he's just being a smartass. ]

[kittycaterer]

even if they were $2 at walmart

[mercurio]

shut the fuck up noctis

[HE'S LAUGHING]

[mercurio]

find me something worth less than $100 in your wardrobe RIGHT NOW

[kittycaterer]

my socks

[ He's smirking so stupidly at his phone right now. ]

[mercurio]

how much did they cost

[kittycaterer]

[ He's snorting. ]

dude
you know its totally poor manners to ask how much something someone bought costs right
rude