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hey hey hey! can't get to you right now but i will soon as i get the chance! 📸

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Has this happened to you very much?

messages getting sent to the wrong person? yeah like.. 30 so far

30?

[Jesus. Rest in pieces, Prompto.]

Nothing too embarrassing I hope?

noct told cloud that i left dirty underwear at his place and then cloud told me to stop doing that so now they're ganging up on me on something that ain't even real
my underwear isn't dirty

But you did leave your underwear there?

not /just/ my underwear

I'm not sure this is helping you case very much.

You know you should always pick up after your own laundry?

[WHAT A DAD MOMENT.]

i do and i did! i was probably in a rush! maybe it fell off my bag?!

You at least admit that it was likely yours, though?

i'm having at least five conversations about my underwear
i'm embarrassed

A popular topic, what kind of underwear you happen to be wearing. All the more reason not to leave it lying around.

well at least noctis agreed to buy me real expensive ones and he wants to include a ring to it
?? time to exploit rich friend as revenge

[pump the brakes, wait what]

A ring? What kind of ring?

a silver one
i told him i was kidding but if he got me one let's say i wouldn't be mad

[...

The longest ... you can imagine.]

An /engagement/ ring?

[So sorry that's where his mind went.]

wait what

Was it an engagement ring?

[you read right the first time.]

Why did he gift you a ring.

lmao why would it be an engagement gift
he's just being a shithead

It's simply a strange gift to give a friend, especially if it was an /actual/ ring. That's all I'm saying.

I nearly thought congratulations were in order.

don't start with this again
we're just friends

Is it so impossible to believe that friendship could blossom into something else? That was the case with me and Grell, you know.

i get a feeling that you're really rooting for something to happen here

Me? Of course not.

[100 PERCENT NOT TRUE]

of course not

[he huffs at his phone]

so that's the story of my underwear

And thank you for regaling me with this tale. Dubious and tragic as it might be.

Do make a habit of picking up after yourself in the future, however?

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mercurio - 2017-09-30 22:21 (UTC) - Expand

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