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[mercurio]

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[mercurio]

right

[is actually on camp "reconstruction wouldn't be that bad tbh"]

so you were childhood friends with this tifa in that other reality
doesn't mean she's lying because it didn't happen here
i mean if she's got you in the memories she's getting it's actually good?
i know two other people i've seen in my memories and we compare what we know to figure out this mess

[embraves]

two others? who?

and i meant she was lying in the memory.

[mercurio]

noctis and ardyn (law professor at uni)
how do you know she was lying

[embraves]

she told me had been
when she called me up to talk about the memory

noctis too? that's crazy.

[He doesn't know Ardyn AND PROBABLY WON'T EVER WILL rip.]

[mercurio]

i'm confused

yeah we were monster hunters together as far as i know

[embraves]

she told me *she had been
lying
in the memory
that she knew me as a childhood friend
like, we weren't actually that close or something

do you remember fighting monsters?

[mercurio]

...memories are weird to sort out when you only got minimal bits and pieces
did you remember other than the chocobo stuff?

i remember fighting this huge dude i've dubbed chill satan except his name's ifrit
and some huge terrifying creature called a behemoth talk about having no creativity
big purple with a reddish mane did i mention very scary

[embraves]

no. not yet
how long before another one usually happens?

that sounds pretty scary, did you kill them?

[mercurio]

sometimes immediately
sometimes... not? i don't think there's a study on that

don't know on chill satan
yes on behemoth noct says i got caught on fire lol

[embraves]

okay so no telling, basically

with what? a flamethrower?

[mercurio]

have you tried talking to tifa some more? maybe something will spark

a nearby oil tank

[embraves]

not yet.
i'm going to tell her about the chocobo memory soon though
maybe we can figure something out

you threw an oil tank???

[mercurio]

i'm sure you'll pop up in my memories
i mean you gotta right??
if it helps i can share the ones i've gotten with you

i shot at an oil tank rip

[embraves]

sure. hit me with a few.

and re: oil tank.... woah

[mercurio]

just recently i remembered being at the top of a train and getting pushed off of it
not sure if pushed is the right term for it? more like... lost my balance... because of someone
there was a person in front of me and then someone else showed up out of nowhere swinging at me
it ended when i hit the ground so i dunno what came of it
pretty weird huh

want another one?

monster hunting is serious business dude

[embraves]

wait first
why were you on a train?
was there a monster on the train?

[mercurio]

i'm kinda unclear on all of those questions
the memory starts off suddenly and cuts off just as suddenly
basically a "no context theater" situation

[embraves]

jesus, prompto
you really led a crazy past life one way or another
or at least have some crazy memories in your head now

wonder if the rest of mine will be half as dramatic

[mercurio]

tell me about it
i haven't even gotten into the weird robot soldiers and getting to open doors with a scan?? of my hand

but there's still hope for you
join the dramatix squad

[embraves]

i think i'm fine with the "chocobo owner" squad for now

tell me about weird robot soliders

[mercurio]

i wanna be a chocobo owner too

robot soldiers are apparently people who were made sick to later be turned into robot soldiers
not super sure on the details on how that whole thing happened
but they're pretty creepy and they have like no human-ness to them
they move all klunky and weird and have guns and swords and axes

[embraves]

maybe someday you too will own a chocobo

wait, so
why turn sick people into soldiers?
i feel like they wouldn't be very effective
(the rest of that is just creepy)

[mercurio]

pet ideas: chocobo

if i knew i would tell you why
as it stands it really seems counterproductive huh
except those robot soldiers were pretty good at attacking

[embraves]

you don't have room for a chocobo

they shoot guns?

[mercurio]

not having room for things never stopped me before

yeah! rifles mostly