〈 team cognac 〉

[mercurio]

PROMPTO ARGENTUM HAS ADDED YOU TO GROUP 〈 team cognac 〉

Comments

[buncho]

but you still gotta eat and stuff! how much is on your credit card?

[anguinous]

My brother pays it off.

[buncho]

tell your bro hes an honorary cognac member and please fill out the form also whats his monthly income and fav color

[anguinous]

He's a little busy but I'll pass it on.

[buncho]

whats he busy with? what super rich job does he have? is he a mobster?

[anguinous]

No.

[buncho]

Mafia boss.

[anguinous]

Not at all close.

[buncho]

Yakuza??

[anguinous]

I did say not at all close.

[buncho]

theyre different things! but ok ok hmm
is he a gamer? involved w video games? im running out of rich people i know

[anguinous]

If you're trying to think of people involved with Retrospec, he isn't at all. He lives in Paris.

[buncho]

no im trying to think of rich people jobs but most of the rich people i know get their money from their parents and thats stupid

[anguinous]

That's largely how being rich works, I'm afraid.

[buncho]

then how am i supposed to get rich?????

[anguinous]

Marry a rich person near death, make sure they write you into their will.

[buncho]

and then kill him?

[anguinous]

Waiting for them to die of natural causes risks less jail time, hence finding someone already near death.

[buncho]

ugh im real bad at waiting though
how about a tag team system: i get someone near death and my partner marries them and we split the winnings

[anguinous]

That's really up to you.

[mercurio]

your bro pays for our food outings??

[anguinous]

Technically the company pays for it.

[mercurio]

we didn't even send the company a christmas card...

[anguinous]

I'll pass on your appreciation.

[mercurio]

thanks lau