〈 team cognac 〉

[mercurio]

PROMPTO ARGENTUM HAS ADDED YOU TO GROUP 〈 team cognac 〉

Comments

[redarm]

a war?
shit.

[mercurio]

yep
there's an empire and a kingdom
it's pretty brutal

oh noct's a prince
(he'll say *was* but lbr)

[redarm]

sounds like.

wait youre dating a prince?
thats like
top tier gold digging isnt it

[mercurio]

i can always count on you noah
to say just the right things
i've always wanted to date a prince and take his kingdom from him after all

[redarm]

wow thats diabolical
i dont see it working
your more a disney princess than disney villain.

[mercurio]

the dog whisperer princess?
i vote that all princess jokes go to noct who is actually a prince
you know that's not why i'm into him anyway

it's for his old man enjoyment of fishing

[redarm]

oh yeah i remember our trip
you were swooning all over the place.

[mercurio]

see how nice i am?
reminding you that you did in fact win our bet
and letting you know that i'm still waiting on what you want for it

[redarm]

yes thank you
i wanna go to narooks

[mercurio]

i'm crying on my end of the screen
okay buddy

[redarm]

why are you crying now?