〈 team cognac 〉

[mercurio]

PROMPTO ARGENTUM HAS ADDED YOU TO GROUP 〈 team cognac 〉

Comments

[mercurio]

let's not get technical here

[anguinous]

That's a no.

[mercurio]

i can't have /five/ guns licensed at the same time!
they'll ask questions!

[anguinous]

Having five guns in the first place surely draws comment.

[mercurio]

i'm keeping them hidden at my place it's fine

[anguinous]

You're announcing this in a group chat you added a police officer to.

[mercurio]

MAKO KNOWS THAT TEAM COGNAC >
THE POLICE

[anguinous]

But you're not giving him much in the way of plausible deniability.

[mercurio]

are you saying you'd not stand by me???

[anguinous]

Are you asking me if I'd commit perjury?

[mercurio]

would it hurt to do so

[anguinous]

Well since perjury is also a criminal offence, yes?

[mercurio]

listen lau
no one needs to find out
ever

[anguinous]

They will if you keep taking photos of them.

That was my point.

[mercurio]

you don't follow me on instagram right

[anguinous]

[ ... This question is concerning. ]

Luckily for both our sake, no.

[browbeater]

don't bring my name into this

i have absolutely zero comment on everything here

[mercurio]

he started