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[mercurio]

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hey hey hey! can't get to you right now but i will soon as i get the chance! 📸

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does this mean they're not on for bffsies anymore

[kittycaterer]

im not a sociopath or killer
i had a lot of free time in the hospital

basically

[mercurio]

you have a /lot/ of money

welp

[kittycaterer]

yeah
wouldnt that mean im better off just hiring someone?
sounds like too much work

[mercurio]

uhhh........i don't know if you're trying to sound reassuring
but
best friends forever?

[kittycaterer]

[ Trying not to laugh while in someone else's house is an exercise in failure. He totally snorted. ]

youd even be best friends with me if i were a serial killer?
im touched

[mercurio]

i'm going to be best friends with you so that you AS THE SERIAL KILLER keep me out of your victim list!

[kittycaterer]

you know murders are usually done by someone the victim's close to, right?

[mercurio]

IS THIS THE REAL REASON WHY YOU HAVE "NO FRIENDS" "BEFORE ME"??
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO AIR QUOTE SARCASTICALLY

[kittycaterer]

i thought the "memory loss" was an airtight cover
you figured me out
now you know what must be done

[mercurio]

well..
....
..just promise to keep a trophy of me close to you while you go american psycho on everyone else

[kittycaterer]

wow that was dark
whos the sociopath now

[mercurio]

hahaha maybe that's why we get along
best friends forever THROUGH THE UNIVERSES etc

[kittycaterer]

oh yeah
match made in heaven

[ God, they're stupid. ]

alright heres one for you
i am the beginning of the end
and the end of time and space
i am essential to creation and i surround every place
what am i

[mercurio]

uh
THE LETTER E
DUHHH

[kittycaterer]

[ WOW, DON'T BE SO SMUG, PROMPTO. ]

look at me one way and i weigh a whole lot
turn me around and youll see that i do not
what am i

[mercurio]

you're trying to be sneaky giving me riddles with the answers right in the riddle
final answer: ton

[kittycaterer]

and here i thought i was impressing you with my clever collection here
fine you got me

[mercurio]

so you know mr sociopath
don't kill your riddle buddy
i'm the only one who gets you

[kittycaterer]

gets me?
alright know-it-all
prove it

[mercurio]

when you're tired you start pushing your hair around a lot
have you considered this wild idea: haircut (wow)
when something bothers you you cover your mouth a lot and grow really quiet
also unhealthy love for ketchup on your burgers buddy bud
although quite skilled folding straw wrappers like an accordion

[kittycaterer]

[ Okay, he is so done with people criticizing his hair today! Why is that the topic of interest?

Also, Noctis takes a while to even respond. Those are... Really particular quirks to remember. And he's not 100% sure why that flusters him but it does.

...

No, maybe it just bothers him because of what Rosalind had said. Seems like he's denying a whole lot tonight, though. ]

so youre telling me to keep you around because you watch me way too closely when we get burgers or when im tired
sure
ill keep that in mind

[mercurio]

you also listen to the radio when you say you're gonna sleep
keep me around bc i know what you like

[kittycaterer]

[ He's just going to pull the blanket over his head in shame now. Especially when he realizes he's started covering his mouth while staring at the phone. Good thing Prompto isn't here to call him out legitimately. ]

gross
its like youre in love with me

[ TOTALLY KIDDING.

Right?

RIGHT? ]

[mercurio]

if that helps you sleep better at night
sure

[kittycaterer]

not sure how it could
or would