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[mercurio]

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hey hey hey! can't get to you right now but i will soon as i get the chance! 📸

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[mercurio]

cloud and i look nothing alike
response:

[kittycaterer]

actually
you two pass as brothers
hair and face shape

[mercurio]

don't see it
we're just blond

[kittycaterer]

i can see it
theres enough there
i see 0 resemblance between me and ardyn

[mercurio]

my point is: i don't see the cloud+me resemblance
but others do

now replace your name and ardyn's in that sense with mine and cloud's

[mercurio]

sentence**
i need you to stand side by side
also do you have a pic of your dad

[kittycaterer]

guess so
and uh
let me look hold on...

[kittycaterer]

[mercurio]

okay first off: damn

[kittycaterer]

i mean
its dated

[mercurio]

no he looks pretty good??
do you have it in print? it's part of the comparison between you two
maybe he doesn't look like you but maybe shares something in common with your dad

[kittycaterer]

ive got the photo album around here somewhere
some more up to date pictures too, i think

[mercurio]

great
let's make a dinner date out of this

[kittycaterer]

[ !!! ]

not what i imagined my first date to be
but sure why not
print a picture of ardyn on your way over
we're doing side by sides

[mercurio]

oh i thought of inviting ardyn over too

[kittycaterer]

even better
pictures of you and cloud too
im proving a point
could bring him too tbh

[mercurio]

cloud and i solved our family mystery
we're solving yours and ardyn's

[kittycaterer]

whatever you say
pretty sure this'll end in more confusion
we dont look alike
dont act alike either

[ Big fucking lie. They're just two different types of dramatic. ]

[mercurio]

you sure? you both act like big divas some times

[kittycaterer]

bullshit
he acts and dresses like hes straight out of a shakespearean play

[mercurio]

would you wear a black shirt that's on sale for $2 at walmart

[kittycaterer]

having a preference doesnt make me a diva

[ Noctis uses DODGE! It's... Maybe effective? ]

[mercurio]

what if 100% of your purchase is going towards a charity
but /only/ if you wear it

[kittycaterer]

yes???
i just dont like polyester theres nothing wrong with that
it itches

[mercurio]

would you wear a yellow shirt