〈 chocobros 〉

[mercurio]

PROMPTO ARGENTUM HAS ADDED YOU TO GROUP 〈 buddies🌟 〉

Comments

[kittycaterer]

ignis
its fishing
ill be fine

[amities]

It's a floating vessel surrounded by open water. Boats aren't particularly steady, even when anchored.

Have you even been on a boat before?

[kittycaterer]

tons of times
i planned on making sure all my equipment is packed ok

[ Let him have this HES TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT HES BEEN SICK AND PINNING PEOPLE DOWN. ]

[amities]

I still have my reservations.

However you've already made the arrangements. I can't make you cancel them.

[kittycaterer]

nope
iggy i promise im fine ill be fine

tell you what ill let you fuss as much as you want
micromanage away but nothing is gonna happen ok
wont even snark once

[mercurio]

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM

[amities]

Does Noct know?

[kittycaterer]

we arent swimming plus there are life preservers
also i know ive been teaching him

[amities]

How has his progress been?

[kittycaterer]

he can float

[amities]

I was already aware of this. Bodies typically can float. That's the nature of buoyancy.

[kittycaterer]

*he can float without freaking out

[amities]

Thank you for your correction. That's far more relieving to hear.

[mercurio]

i hate the feeling of water

[amities]

How do you bathe?

[mercurio]

i SHOWER

[mercurio]

did you see the floaties in the laundry room
he bought me those

[amities]

[...that's really adorable.

But what the fuck.]

We'll have to bring them along.

Do you believe you'll be all right?

[mercurio]

what
don't do this to me
they're embarrassing!!

according to noct all i'll be doing is sleeping
so
ig i'll be ok

[amities]

Helping to keep you afloat is hardly embarrassing.

That sounds more like Noct's repertoire.

[mercurio]

have you /seen/ the floaties

also syke i'm gonna get drugged and kidnapped

[amities]

Irrelevant.

You're no longer invited to the boat.

[mercurio]

wait what
are you for real

[amities]

Of course I'm not.

Text doesn't translate tone. You're coming with us, Prompto.

[mercurio]

i was about to get really sad but accept my fate
um..