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[mercurio]

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hey hey hey! can't get to you right now but i will soon as i get the chance! 📸

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[mercurio]

we're gonna have to reconsider our friendship based on your answer ok
so there's this woman who goes to her sister's funeral
in the funeral she meets a guy and falls wildly in love with him
she has no idea who he is though
three weeks later she kills her brother
why?

Why, yes, I did Google the answer > >;;

[kittycaterer]

[ Don't hate him because he's a quick whit okay! ]

she has no idea who he was
did it to see if he'd show up at another funeral if he showed up to her sister's

[ HES JUST REALLY GOOD AT RIDDLES OK?]

lmfaooo

[mercurio]

uh

does this mean they're not on for bffsies anymore

[kittycaterer]

im not a sociopath or killer
i had a lot of free time in the hospital

basically

[mercurio]

you have a /lot/ of money

welp

[kittycaterer]

yeah
wouldnt that mean im better off just hiring someone?
sounds like too much work

[mercurio]

uhhh........i don't know if you're trying to sound reassuring
but
best friends forever?

[kittycaterer]

[ Trying not to laugh while in someone else's house is an exercise in failure. He totally snorted. ]

youd even be best friends with me if i were a serial killer?
im touched

[mercurio]

i'm going to be best friends with you so that you AS THE SERIAL KILLER keep me out of your victim list!

[kittycaterer]

you know murders are usually done by someone the victim's close to, right?

[mercurio]

IS THIS THE REAL REASON WHY YOU HAVE "NO FRIENDS" "BEFORE ME"??
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO AIR QUOTE SARCASTICALLY

[kittycaterer]

i thought the "memory loss" was an airtight cover
you figured me out
now you know what must be done

[mercurio]

well..
....
..just promise to keep a trophy of me close to you while you go american psycho on everyone else

[kittycaterer]

wow that was dark
whos the sociopath now

[mercurio]

hahaha maybe that's why we get along
best friends forever THROUGH THE UNIVERSES etc

[kittycaterer]

oh yeah
match made in heaven

[ God, they're stupid. ]

alright heres one for you
i am the beginning of the end
and the end of time and space
i am essential to creation and i surround every place
what am i

[mercurio]

uh
THE LETTER E
DUHHH

[kittycaterer]

[ WOW, DON'T BE SO SMUG, PROMPTO. ]

look at me one way and i weigh a whole lot
turn me around and youll see that i do not
what am i

[mercurio]

you're trying to be sneaky giving me riddles with the answers right in the riddle
final answer: ton

[kittycaterer]

and here i thought i was impressing you with my clever collection here
fine you got me

[mercurio]

so you know mr sociopath
don't kill your riddle buddy
i'm the only one who gets you

[kittycaterer]

gets me?
alright know-it-all
prove it

[mercurio]

when you're tired you start pushing your hair around a lot
have you considered this wild idea: haircut (wow)
when something bothers you you cover your mouth a lot and grow really quiet
also unhealthy love for ketchup on your burgers buddy bud
although quite skilled folding straw wrappers like an accordion

[kittycaterer]

[ Okay, he is so done with people criticizing his hair today! Why is that the topic of interest?

Also, Noctis takes a while to even respond. Those are... Really particular quirks to remember. And he's not 100% sure why that flusters him but it does.

...

No, maybe it just bothers him because of what Rosalind had said. Seems like he's denying a whole lot tonight, though. ]

so youre telling me to keep you around because you watch me way too closely when we get burgers or when im tired
sure
ill keep that in mind

[mercurio]

you also listen to the radio when you say you're gonna sleep
keep me around bc i know what you like