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[mercurio]

prompto argentum

hey hey hey! can't get to you right now but i will soon as i get the chance! 📸

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[kittycaterer]

since shes already in bed ill save that for later
and so long as you don't let them parachute off idc
have fun kids

[ He's already bundled up on the couch. The last part, once again, forces him to send the next text later. For reasons. ]

thats fine

[mercurio]

dude buy a parachute to jump off your building you never know when you'll need to??
cool cool you about to fall asleep or you wanna talk shit for a bit

[kittycaterer]

sure
right after i complete building a jet pack

[ Noctis stares at his phone, then around the dark room he's laying in. He should go to sleep, but them talking until he passes out has weirdly become a routine. Considering what he and Rosalind just talked about, though? It's a bit weird.

No. Wait. It's not weird. It's not weird because he's not into the guy like that. At all. They don't even talk like they're into each other! ]

and yeah
ive got time
shit talking. go.

[mercurio]

okay so there's this riddle and if you're able to answer it you're very likely to be a sociopath
wanna test your limits??

[kittycaterer]

a sociopath???
uh
ok fire away

[mercurio]

we're gonna have to reconsider our friendship based on your answer ok
so there's this woman who goes to her sister's funeral
in the funeral she meets a guy and falls wildly in love with him
she has no idea who he is though
three weeks later she kills her brother
why?

Why, yes, I did Google the answer > >;;

[kittycaterer]

[ Don't hate him because he's a quick whit okay! ]

she has no idea who he was
did it to see if he'd show up at another funeral if he showed up to her sister's

[ HES JUST REALLY GOOD AT RIDDLES OK?]

lmfaooo

[mercurio]

uh

does this mean they're not on for bffsies anymore

[kittycaterer]

im not a sociopath or killer
i had a lot of free time in the hospital

basically

[mercurio]

you have a /lot/ of money

welp

[kittycaterer]

yeah
wouldnt that mean im better off just hiring someone?
sounds like too much work

[mercurio]

uhhh........i don't know if you're trying to sound reassuring
but
best friends forever?

[kittycaterer]

[ Trying not to laugh while in someone else's house is an exercise in failure. He totally snorted. ]

youd even be best friends with me if i were a serial killer?
im touched

[mercurio]

i'm going to be best friends with you so that you AS THE SERIAL KILLER keep me out of your victim list!

[kittycaterer]

you know murders are usually done by someone the victim's close to, right?

[mercurio]

IS THIS THE REAL REASON WHY YOU HAVE "NO FRIENDS" "BEFORE ME"??
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO AIR QUOTE SARCASTICALLY

[kittycaterer]

i thought the "memory loss" was an airtight cover
you figured me out
now you know what must be done

[mercurio]

well..
....
..just promise to keep a trophy of me close to you while you go american psycho on everyone else

[kittycaterer]

wow that was dark
whos the sociopath now

[mercurio]

hahaha maybe that's why we get along
best friends forever THROUGH THE UNIVERSES etc

[kittycaterer]

oh yeah
match made in heaven

[ God, they're stupid. ]

alright heres one for you
i am the beginning of the end
and the end of time and space
i am essential to creation and i surround every place
what am i

[mercurio]

uh
THE LETTER E
DUHHH

[kittycaterer]

[ WOW, DON'T BE SO SMUG, PROMPTO. ]

look at me one way and i weigh a whole lot
turn me around and youll see that i do not
what am i

[mercurio]

you're trying to be sneaky giving me riddles with the answers right in the riddle
final answer: ton

[kittycaterer]

and here i thought i was impressing you with my clever collection here
fine you got me